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I’m not really into addiction memoirs, but this one, Portrait of an Addict as a Young Man by literary agent Bill Clegg looks fascinating. NYTimes article about Bill Clegg’s memoir

There’s the first time he tried crack. (“The taste is like medicine, or cleaning fluid, but also a little sweet, like limes.”) The tryst with a taxi driver behind a 7-Eleven in Newark. (“What I want is the blurry oblivion of body-crashing sex.”) Or the time that his boyfriend, a downtown filmmaker who goes by the pseudonym Noah in the book, watches as Mr. Clegg smokes crack and has sex in a hotel room with a $400-an-hour Brazilian prostitute named Carlos. (“Shame, pleasure, care, and approval collide and the worst of the worst no longer seems so bad.”)

I talked to one of his clients when he was in rehab. Even though he had basically just abandoned all of his writers and the agency he founded, he was still highly regarded because of his genius with nurturing literary talent and brilliant negotiation with editors.

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My story editor Michaela was over today helping me make sense of the unfinished manuscript for my memoir.

The weather here is cold and wet, depressing since it should be sunny, buttery spring, so I got us cold-weather comfort food: garlic shrimp and broccoli, cashew chicken, and egg rolls from the Thai place on the corner. The watermelon I bought remains uncut; shunned for being too summery.

Michaela thinks that when I finish the current incarnation–the second draft–that the manuscript will be finished. This eases my mind so I can’t tell you.

These are definitely good tidings of great joy.

And yeah, that quote from the Bible is in my memoir. That, and sexual perversion, and true crime, and war and love and coffee.

Anyway I’ll be glad when it’s done.

Last night I went to a SIFF movie by myself at the Admiral, an old-school theater in West Seattle that is usually described as “creepy.” I saw Nowhere Boy, a film about John Lennon’s teenage years. Like my memoir, I have profoundly mixed feelings about it. Review is coming soon.

Happy Memorial Day weekend, yo.

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Bad Coffee

This site is currently under construction. I’m moving portions of DatingAmy.com over here and deciding what to keep or throw out. As you can see from the tabs I’m starting to build a page for the old site.

In other news, I’m not going to buy Trader Joe’s coffee again. It’s terrible compared to the Tully’s/Starbucks/Seattle’s Best beans that I get at the grocery store for almost the same price.

This morning I made a pot of TJ’s French roast and it tasted like an 18-wheeler’s ashtray, so now have to go out into the rain to have coffee at one of the five coffee shops within a block of my place.

Seattle writing life is hard.

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Reading, writing and arrhythmia

I wish I felt more grateful about my current career circumstances. I mean I have all day to just write if I want. Not marketing writing, not copy writing, not paid blogging, but books.

My books.

Yet I’m completely dissatisfied. Frustrated and stressed.

I was so unhappy with my manuscript last week that my throat was tight like it gets when I’m under a huge deadline in a tension-filled, florescent day job.

Ain’t nothin’ right with that.

The thing is, my literary desires are so much bigger than what I think I’m able to do. There’s so much I need to learn.

Part of the problem is I’m not a big reader. Everyone says you can’t write if you don’t read and I don’t read nearly enough.

Yesterday over Thai food I told my pal Andrew, a movie reviewer who is wading through a few manuscripts himself, that rather than torturing myself over this memoir, I’m going to take the summer off from writing and just read.

And I wasn’t entirely joking.

It would be feasible for me to do that, too. And deep down I think it would be an excellent use of my time.But I won’t because I’m invested in this stressful limbo.

Maybe just like you can’t write if you don’t read; you can’t write if you don’t fret?

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The other day I made the tenuous connection that if I could finish HORNS by Joe Hill, somehow it would make me better able to finish the memoir I’m working on. Because they’re both books about devils I guess?

Sort of like how in The Fisher King, the rich radio guy (Jeff Bridges) felt like if he could help the homeless guy (Robin Williams), he could somehow help himself? No? Meh.

Anyway I finished the book today while on the stationary bike at the gym. I liked it quite a bit. It’s a little more on the metaphysical side of horror than the classic side, which brought a nice subtlety to it, along with romance and wit.

No word yet on how it’s going to impact my book, but I am taking the day off today from writing.

I have to admit I’m feeling pretty lost with all this.

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Unfortunately I figured out why the Dating Amy site is getting searches for ‘dating amy game’.

There’s a virtual Dating Amy sex game.

Here’s some genius dialogue from the comments section. These people appear to be beta testers (insert obvious joke).

I think I found some sorta bug.
Whenever I’m at the bar with both girls and order the 2nd round of drinks. Amy says:”OK, this time something a little bit stronger. Bring it on!”
I choose “All right, that’s my girl.” and Amy wants to leave, but then the whole bar sequence stars all over again.
I found this while looking for a way to get the girls into the private pool with the bikinis on.

Gee, Amy and her friends keep letting you buy them rounds of drinks while promising a private pool party that never happens? Yeah, sounds like the game has a bug. Its name is Reality, Sucker.

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I am still seeing vampire books being sold (to publishers at the acquisition stage). The sale of another one was just announced yesterday. [edit: Boy, was I conservative here. There have been a dozen sold in the past few weeks. Interview with the Vampire rights are still selling--Hebrew sold the other day.]

I mean of course they’re selling at bookstores. Spirit Bound, the fifth book in Richelle Mead’s Vampire Academy series, debuted at #17 on Amazon this week. Who the hell knows what Twilight numbers are up to at this point. I assume the Vampire Diaries books have seen a resurgence since the CW show is doing so well.

I wonder if they’re going to just end up as a permanent category, an industry standard, like Harlequin romances.

I almost question whether it’s stupid not to write a vampire book.

Almost.

My paranormal is not about vampires, but should it be?

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I’m convinced that I can figure out how to have a best-selling book. Even though, for instance, the person who wrote Writing the Breakout Novel has never written a breakout novel, I’m convinced there’s a magic formula and I’m going to discover it. I also believe that if I concentrate hard enough, I can figure out how to pick winning lottery numbers, but that’s a whole different issue.

My writer friends are skeptical about my theory, I must admit. They think luck plays a huge role in whether or not a book takes off.

I am undaunted.

For one thing I am going to avoid all the mistakes I made with Dating Amy. I am applying everything I learned from getting published the first time. The biggest change so far is having talented writers and editors look at the manuscript before it’s published when it can still do some good.

I am very focused on story this time, too. Ironically, this blog post is not a very good story, is it?

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Yup. I’m getting a lot done today. Look what I found while I was researching my memoir:

Top 10 Secret Celebrity Scientologists

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Deal News Diet

I’m really excited about this blog. And I have so many ideas for things I want to talk about that I can’t settle down and choose just one. Yesterday I spent so much time reading about what sort of deals other writers were striking–PublishersMarketplace is great for all the deal news–that I didn’t get anything of my own done.

Knowledge about the industry is a double-edged sword, really. On the one hand, it’s important to be aware of what is selling to publishers, and what’s getting made into television shows and movies. On the other, it does make me feel like all the other writers out there are more successful than I am.

It’s definitely envy bait–good if it stokes me; bad when, like yesterday, it makes me throw up my hands and say “Screw it.” (For the day, anyway.)

Today can definitely be a productive one, though, so I am diving back into the jaws of the memoirbeast.

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