Thank God someone is finally addressing the issue of Tom Brady’s hair.
My guess was that his Little Lord Fauntleroy coif was the result of a Brazilian Blowout, but apparently it is something that lasts longer than three months: baldness!
The always-reliable National Enquirer states:
Tom himself has acknowledged his potential for male-pattern baldness in one of the many, many discussions about his current unruly mop. Brady said something to the effect that he figured he may as well grow it while he had it . . .
As for the Gisele factor, well, we already know that she tells Tommy how to do his ’do. Tom said as much in a radio interview a couple of months back.
“Gisele wants to maintain that perfect-couple image — the handsome quarterback with a head full of hair and the stunning model with her own long flowing locks,” the Enquirer reported.
Seriously, Tom, as much as I like the early Beatles, with your bone structure you could totally shave your head (like a normal athlete) and look great.