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This really fascinates me. A restaurant in London is serving breast milk ice cream. For about $22 you can have a frozen serving of momma’s milk, which is pasteurized (let’s hope!) and then churned with vanilla and lemon zest. It’s hilariously called Baby Gaga.

Other favors that will soon be available include Neopolitit and Strawbooby. Kidding.

What I don’t get is that it’s all from the same woman. Maybe a lot of people aren’t ordering it?

Honestly, I think it sounds kind of good, but I’m probably deprived since I wasn’t breastfed (see how you turn out?!)

(story courtesy of crazydaysandnights)

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I was all set to be offended by this cook book/concept/”chef” after a negative exchange I read about.

Spencer Walker has built a franchise based on “recipes to get you laid.” I mostly braced myself for the terrible punctuation I was about to encounter. Much to my horror, the Cook to Bang Web site is hilarious and well-written.

How can you go wrong with serving Me-Nude-Oh! Shrimp or Smack My Bisque Up?

I totally can’t wait to check out some of these dishes; Artichoke Heartbreakers sound fantastic despite this intro:

One particularly devastated, but delicious female fan got an extra dose of comforting by the chef. Soon her sorrow over her team’s seasonal demise was overshadowed by the fact I didn’t call her again.

He promises they’re nutritious low-cal finger food, you guys.

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I’m not gonna lie to you, I bought Everyday Italian by Giada De Laurentiis to round out an Amazon order so I could get free shipping. I don’t watch the Food Network and I don’t eat fattening food and I’m not a guy who fantasizes about a gorgeous woman who can bring home the spaghetti carbonara and fry it up in a pan. So, yeah, I basically have no use for Giada.

Italian is very useful for dinner parties, though, so I invited some people over for Giada’s Classic Italian Lasagna. It called for a lot of cheese and cream. The company was scintillating–one guy moved 15 times as a kid, another woman is a storyteller for The Moth–but the dish was bland, I am sorry to report.

The next morning everyone from my dinner party except for me headed off for a long weekend in the San Juan Islands. I stayed at home and wrote.

That’s the story of this summer, sadly. It seems like this is just my time to work on my craft. No vacations, no sailing. I haven’t even been to a beach or a barbeque yet.

I am spicing things up today, though. I am building on Giada’s recipe and making it my own. Not all that cream. Not four hours of prep. Spicier, leaner, I’m layering myself into this puppy and it’s going to be delicious.

Happy August.

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